Drop Me Off In New Orleans!

So I'm off to the Big Sleezy tonight...if my flight ever leaves Miami.A nice 2 hour delay in NYC followed by another 2 hours in Miami really sucks but I guess now I know how the Jews felt wandering the desert for 40 years beore they got to the promised land.

In case anyone was wondering, I flew American airlines and I can tell you I'll never fly them by choice ever again. Terrible service, constant misinformation/blatant lying, and overpriced whiskey. Enough said. Just like Homeland Security has their no-fly list, so do I...as of today it includes: American Airlines, U.S. Airways (Sully notwithstanding), and AirTran. And believe me, it pains me to have to put the 2 most patriotic-titled carriers on my list...but wow do they suck both suck. I wish air travel could be more like the good old days. Maybe part of Obama's "Extreme Makeover: American Edition" needs to include some upgrades to the airlines that bear our collective name (or is that socialism if he sticks his nose in airline industry...?).

Anyway, I digress. Back to NOLA...This happens to be the longest I've been away from the city I love since I first moved there in 2003...and I couldn't be more excited for my return. The only thing we actually have "planned" is the Giants/Saints undefeated duel at the dome, where I'll be Sunday afternoon, front and center, to see the GMEN continue to stomp out the rest of the league. Should be a great game.

Other than that, it'll be a blurry mess of a walk down memory lane which I'm sure will take us to Pat Os, gold mine, bourbon cowboy, the dungeon, port of call, crabby jacks, the shooters club (haven't flexed my 2nd amendment muscles in over a year - not since I moved back up north actually...terrible) the Boot, the Palms, and more than likely, numerous trips to...HARRAHS! When I say we have nothing planned, I mean there are no set times for any of these events...we have a shit-ton of stuff on the agenda...and I'm pretty excited for my favorite coronary-inducing platters of fried heaven which I've gone waay to long without (although my body thanks me everyday).

I plan to indulge in almost everything this incredible city has to offer and live to tell about it...post to follow...y'heard!