Wasted Woman Face Plants On Subway Track

It's amazing this drunk bitch survived...but since she did, now we can all laugh about it. Gotta love people who can't hold their liquor....and then decide to hang out on the very edge of train platforms. Good times.



Train conductors in Boston are so compassionate...I'm not sure a New York City train would have stopped.

Woman Calls In Her Own DUI

Only in Wisconsin (or the south):

This sexy cougar (see above) calls 911 and reports herself as the drunk driver...and most likely she got busted for talking on a cell phone while driving too ha. You have to hear it to believe it:

http://www.kplr11.com/videobeta/watch/?watch=f553c120-4b2d-46c1-88f2-8ce6ce55cec4&cat=empty&src=front